My yearbooks never had quotes, and I feel really ripped off.

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Who you gon’ call? (via)

better than expected.

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Charlamagne: Kanye’s a Walking Contradiction Now (by djvlad)

One of the rare times I kinda agree with Charlamagne…

About time someone said it. Especially after this album, he screams contradiction and hypocrite.

Maaaaaan I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking this.

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laughingsquid:

Bored Snake Flips On Light & Opens a Door By Itself

Apocalypse Now was supposed to be shot in a few months but dragged on for more than a year after its star, Martin Sheen, had a heart attack and the set was shut down due to a typhoon. That movie is considered a masterpiece of 1970s filmmaking. Gone with the Wind was delayed for two years, subjected to numerous re-writes, and shot by no fewer than three directors. It won eight Oscars. But those involved with World War Z acknowledge that its ambitions are less epic, more commercial. “It’s a zombie movie,” said Ian Bryce, one of the producers. “They go around and bite people.

If you enjoy Behind the Scenes of Hollywood Meltdowns stories, Vanity Fair’s profile on World War Z is pretty entertaining.  A terrible creative team assembling to make a movie out of an unfilmable book, and create something no one in the world needed (i.e. an Expensive Zombie Movie).  It’s like a Reverse Ocean’s 11. (via twiststreet)

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7-11 bring your own cup day (:

that’s how u do it

…of course. OF COURSE.

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“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life? 

^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

Shoutout to my parents

My mom was an accountant in Guatemala (and top of her class with honors) before coming here to clean toilets and mop floors..I’m so very proud of her, hard noble work is nothing to be ashamed of. If it wasn’t for her waking up at 3am every morning idk where my sister and I would be

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